A Joke About Avocados & Linguistics

expectlabs:

A wife asks her husband, “Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get 6.”

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”

He replies, “They had avocados.”

What makes the above joke (semi) funny is something called zero anaphora, or gapping. Zero anaphora is a linguistic term that means to refer back to a term that provides the information necessary to interpret the gap. Here’s an example: “John rode his bike to town so he wouldn’t have to worry about finding a parking spot.” In this sentence, “he” is an anaphoric expression that points back to “John,” the subject.

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cupcakebowties:

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The Kraken's Daughter
The Kraken's Daughter

(Source: ophien)

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In this mysteriously leaked DVD commentary for Season 4 of “Game Of Thrones,” author George R.R. Martin drops some MASSIVE plot bombshells. (x)

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Mother of Dragons “They have my dragons. A mother does not flee without her children….They are my children, and they are the only children I will ever have.”

Mother of Dragons “They have my dragons. A mother does not flee without her children….They are my children, and they are the only children I will ever have.”

i hate those facebook posts that are like “every girls has that one guy she’ll always go back to, and nobody knows why, not even her.” yeah, and then one day she’s gonna wake up and realize what a cuntwaffle that guy is and leave his sorry ass forever but still have years worth of trust and self-confidence issues to work through. i say fuqdat.

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kayleeeighh:

veritaaas:

Do you ever cry because this scene

yes

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